the sound that ends creation

Uncle Sam Wants You! (To Go Fight For A Corporation) 

Oldies, Mexican Jazz, Or Mathcore? 

This Math Problem Divides The Internet 

Shoving An M80 Into A Super Wasp Nest 

A Town Living In Fear Of Roosters 

Civil Serpents 

Bees Don't Care What Humans Think 

Storming Area 51 With Water Guns 

Nothing Ruins Friday More Than Understanding That Today Is Tuesday 

The Cake Mix Drug Bust 

Dude, My Job Is Smoking The Dankest Of The Dank 

Ronald McLandfill 

A Dead Rat Falling From The Ceiling Onto A Table At Buffalo Wild Wings 

This Is Your Brain On Propaganda 

Do Kids From Arkansas Ride Horses To School? 

This Alligator Just Wants To Cuddle 

Pulling 562 Teeth All At Once 

Your Mom Is Too Big To Fail 

A Bloated Toad Choking On A Fly 

That's Somebody's Mother You're Messing With 

The Human Race Makes Mistakes You're The Worst I've Seen So Far 

No Rest For The Workin' Man 

Seeing The World Through The Eyes Of A Bitter Old Man