the great redneck hope

Lets Fall in Love Over Aim So We Can Fuck When We Meet at Cornerstone. 

I'm Pretty Sure I Got My Cat Pregnant 

I'm Pretty Sure I Got My Cat Pregnant 

Pssst! Hey, The Lord Is Awesome. Pass It On. 

Call Me Old-Fashioned, but I Think Trains Are Kick-Ass. 

Whoa, Frankenstein! I Didn't Program You to Make Out With Boys! 

Cheeseburger Karma 2004: A Jam Odyssey. 

They Say the People Elect the Government They Deserve, but I Don't Remember Knife-Raping Any Retarded Nuns. 

Girl, Are You Pregnant? It's Not My Fault! You Seduced Me! 

Are You There, God? Please Help Me Stop Masturbating. 

Did You Ever Notice That "Stat" Is "Tats" Backward? Dude, That's So Tribal.